1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"None of the laws of physics, nature, chemistry, biology, art or universal order seem to apply."
[Dear fatty ~ Dawn French]
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
The wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Family Guy (There's Something About Paulie)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1.40am?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1.27am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Family Guy on TV, and someone skulking around upstairs.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming home from work.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was doing a signature using a pic of Danny Elfman. So I guess that's what I was looking at.
9. What are you wearing?
My new pyjamas. Tartan trousers and a white long sleeved shirt with some velvety purple hearts and a black velvety terrier shape X3
10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt I was really late for work, and that Danny Elfman was playing Batman's Mad Hatter. Which, by the way, I can totally see being a good idea.
11. When did you last laugh?
A little while ago.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Blue and yellow wallpaper, a beautiful painting my great uncle painted for me and a plaque reading "I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I was pretty freaked out to see the music video for Little Girls. My mind's refusing to believe that's Danny Elfman.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Insane.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Dark Knight.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Alexandrite jewellery. And the ability to cast people in Christopher Nolan films. In fact, I'd just buy the Nolan brothers and make them use my ideas for the next Batman film.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Did you know bats were used during the Second World War as suicide bombers? The attempt failed when wind currents sent the bats (and their napalm waistcoats) back to the US.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everything a little more like Star Trek. What?
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really... though when I take my dog for walkies in the dark I listen to music and dance myself stupid going down the road.
20. George Bush:
[at least he didn't kill us all?]
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Evangeline. She can be Eva, Eve or Evie for short ^^ However, I'f my married name is Quinn I can't guarantee her name won't be Harley.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
That's easy; Andrei Alexander.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Possibly somehere in Scandinavia
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Excellent, you made it! Come meet all the people you admire!"
25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
...IDK